life is like waking on a morning when you didn't close the window the night before, and it got really cold outside (which you didn't think of) and everything feels like the top of a flagpole in February, and then you have to take a shower and you forget to bring clothes or a bathrobe in with you, and then you are out of bread, and then you can't find your keys and then you are late for work, and everything is a fortune cookie they forgot to put a fortune in.